Marx the Merciless and the Deadly Socialist Ray

  …Kulaks to conquer, Kulaks to enslave in Clay, property to plunder… THIS JUST IN!! A mysterious beam has been focused on Earth’s citizens. It is sucking the wealth out of people!  The ray is said to be coming from the dead planet Marx. But wait. Professor Zharkov had miscalculated.  The deadly beam is coming…

The No Child Left Behind Million Student March

Oh, the sapling-like bliss of childhood:  mommy and daddy, the “hoarders” of money, taking care of their forever young offspring.  And, when Mother’s Day or Father’s Day comes around the kids will say, “Every day is kid’s day.” Therein lies a child’s basic understanding of economics:  “gimme my allowance”; “finance  ME.” Without further ado I present Keely…